The latest church sign on my commute:
"If God is your co-pilot, switch seats!"
What they mean to say is:
"Let God take control!"
What they're actually telling the world:
"You should be a helpless body, just giving all your decisions over to a higher power. Do nothing yourself. Just let God handle it. Lay down and shut up. God doesn't help those who help themselves...God only helps those who let him do everything all the time."